Colts Neck not Kentucky

This morning I had my annual gynocologist appointment which is located in Colts Neck. My appointment was scheduled for 9:30am and I didn't get called until 10:30. I am one to fall asleep at anytime or anywhere so it didn't help my situation that I had yet to have my morning intake of coffee and the seats in the office were big comfy couches. I started to feel my eyes get heavy when I realized I did not want to be "that girl." So to keep myself amused and awae I stared at the other patients waiting, trying to figure out what they were in for. The large big bellies gave that away real quick. I was getting bored again when a woman who looked about 7 months pregnant and her daughter who couldn't have been more than 2 years old came strolling in. Now I am not a huge fan of kids but I try to give them the benefit of the doubt before I despise them. This particular girl was somewhat cute and not too obnoxious but had short hair with long curls in the back. I instantly text my sister about the mullet situation. She replies "Haha a mullet at two is no way to start life." I would tend to agree. Poor Girl.